28aralik galiba öyle, üşündüm de erkek bulamadım hiç bu örneğe

'Ön teker nereye arka teker oraya'

ay ne doğru söz bu vallayi hayranım, yok böyle bi  doğruluk
nedenini yazmadan edemiycğim

şimdi bakınız:
1- benim büyük ananenm yıllarca köper gibi çalışmış afedersiziniz, ananeciğim çalışmak için taa alamanyalara gitmiş, anamın çalışmaktan kamburu çıkmış zaten ablam desen o 17sinden beri ben 10um dan beri her yaz it gibi çalışıyoz

2- yazık annecim hep evde koca beklemiş, ablam hep evde kocasını bekler işten dönsün diye, benimki dah abelli değil

3- annem anasından babasından ayrı büyümüş, ablam babamdan ayrı büyümüş, ben anamdan babamdan ayrı büyümüşüm,

4- bi arkadaşım var anası boşanmış, sonra bakıyosun ablası da boşanmış

ya daha uğraşsam sayarım da üşeniyom

yani bu böyle

bence acayip doğru söz

exo-chika:

Proof that no matter what nationality you are or language you speak, math still looks like a load of bullshit. 
exo-chika:

Proof that no matter what nationality you are or language you speak, math still looks like a load of bullshit. 
exo-chika:

Proof that no matter what nationality you are or language you speak, math still looks like a load of bullshit. 

exo-chika:

Proof that no matter what nationality you are or language you speak, math still looks like a load of bullshit. 

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tyleroakley:

clairesvoyant:

to the window, to the wall 

[sweats nervously down my balls]
tyleroakley:

clairesvoyant:

to the window, to the wall 

[sweats nervously down my balls]

tyleroakley:

clairesvoyant:

to the window, to the wall 

[sweats nervously down my balls]

(via whatwouldtroylerdo)

kawaiifive-oh:

yungbardock:

power stance

I see your power stance and raise you

a majestic mermaid

kawaiifive-oh:

yungbardock:

power stance

I see your power stance and raise you

a majestic mermaid

(via tylerbroakley)

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this
whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this
whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this
whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this
whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this
ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

(via hayliewhatpage)

splendid93:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ splendid93:

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livefreediepeacefully:

stormchasing12:

red-black-diamonds:

THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
image

AHMAHGOD
image

THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE

OH MY FuCKKING GoD

(via hayliewhatpage)

troyelikesboys:

troylerbaes:

tyleroakley troyesivan joeygraceffa connorfranta

i was just expecting a troyler post
troyelikesboys:

troylerbaes:

tyleroakley troyesivan joeygraceffa connorfranta

i was just expecting a troyler post
troyelikesboys:

troylerbaes:

tyleroakley troyesivan joeygraceffa connorfranta

i was just expecting a troyler post
troyelikesboys:

troylerbaes:

tyleroakley troyesivan joeygraceffa connorfranta

i was just expecting a troyler post
troyelikesboys:

troylerbaes:

tyleroakley troyesivan joeygraceffa connorfranta

i was just expecting a troyler post
troyelikesboys:

troylerbaes:

tyleroakley troyesivan joeygraceffa connorfranta

i was just expecting a troyler post

Ben bu teknolojiye guvenmiyorum he

Martta kaybolon malezya ucagi hayla bulunmadiysa ne bicim teknoloji lan bu

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(via hotboyproblems)

yeahgagas:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.

In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

(via connorshappypill)

Q

Anonyme asked:

Help! I just sucked my bf and he cum on my boobs and I think some got on my shorts. Do you think I'm pregnant??

A

condom:

I am a 16 year old girl